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[Video clicks on, and lo! It's a teenage boy with a shock of grey hair. He's walking as he talks, wandering the halls of the Barge apparently aimlessly.]
Uh, hey, I don't wanna cause a stink, but there's been some kind of terrible mistake here. My- uh, my parents, are going to be losing their minds back home in New Jersey...
[There might be something ever so slightly shifty about how he says this, but then again, he is a recently deceased teenage boy. He could easily just be nervous.]
All of this-- this inmate stuff? Yeah, you definitely got the wrong guy for that. I got a perfectly normal, crime free life, back home with my family. Yes, we cheat on our taxes and have the occasional three am family-document-shredding-party, but who doesn't? By nine am we're back to pancakes and oatmeal, and that, [decisive finger jab at the screen.] Is how you live the American dream, right?
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So, does anyone ever actually escape from this place?
[Video clicks on, and lo! It's a teenage boy with a shock of grey hair. He's walking as he talks, wandering the halls of the Barge apparently aimlessly.]
Uh, hey, I don't wanna cause a stink, but there's been some kind of terrible mistake here. My- uh, my parents, are going to be losing their minds back home in New Jersey...
[There might be something ever so slightly shifty about how he says this, but then again, he is a recently deceased teenage boy. He could easily just be nervous.]
All of this-- this inmate stuff? Yeah, you definitely got the wrong guy for that. I got a perfectly normal, crime free life, back home with my family. Yes, we cheat on our taxes and have the occasional three am family-document-shredding-party, but who doesn't? By nine am we're back to pancakes and oatmeal, and that, [decisive finger jab at the screen.] Is how you live the American dream, right?
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So, does anyone ever actually escape from this place?
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Date: 2014-09-14 11:51 pm (UTC)From:Hello, lad. I'm Mason. I'm your friendly neighborhood grim reaper.
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Date: 2014-09-14 11:59 pm (UTC)From:[Probably not, honestly, but. He's curious.]
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Date: 2014-09-15 03:19 am (UTC)From:Yeah? I don't think my parents ever did that. Pretty sure my professor engaged in some tax fraud, though. [For the greater good!!]
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Date: 2014-09-15 07:12 am (UTC)From:Please don't assume you're the exception to the rule and drag us into some kind of tiresome breach again.
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Date: 2014-09-15 04:54 pm (UTC)From:[ Ceres is such a sweetheart, isn't she? ]
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Date: 2014-09-16 05:09 am (UTC)From:Private
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Date: 2014-09-16 05:44 am (UTC)From:I'm afraid I don't know New Jersey very well. [This may or may not be a lie.] Where do your parents live?
[He's putting emphasis on his parents for a reason: it sounded like it had the potential to be a stumbling block.]
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Date: 2014-09-16 11:41 pm (UTC)From:[He gives a low chuckle.]
And that sounds just like the American dream. Least the reality of it, rather than what they sell on the box.
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