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[Video clicks on, and lo! It's a teenage boy with a shock of grey hair. He's walking as he talks, wandering the halls of the Barge apparently aimlessly.]
Uh, hey, I don't wanna cause a stink, but there's been some kind of terrible mistake here. My- uh, my parents, are going to be losing their minds back home in New Jersey...
[There might be something ever so slightly shifty about how he says this, but then again, he is a recently deceased teenage boy. He could easily just be nervous.]
All of this-- this inmate stuff? Yeah, you definitely got the wrong guy for that. I got a perfectly normal, crime free life, back home with my family. Yes, we cheat on our taxes and have the occasional three am family-document-shredding-party, but who doesn't? By nine am we're back to pancakes and oatmeal, and that, [decisive finger jab at the screen.] Is how you live the American dream, right?
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So, does anyone ever actually escape from this place?
[Video clicks on, and lo! It's a teenage boy with a shock of grey hair. He's walking as he talks, wandering the halls of the Barge apparently aimlessly.]
Uh, hey, I don't wanna cause a stink, but there's been some kind of terrible mistake here. My- uh, my parents, are going to be losing their minds back home in New Jersey...
[There might be something ever so slightly shifty about how he says this, but then again, he is a recently deceased teenage boy. He could easily just be nervous.]
All of this-- this inmate stuff? Yeah, you definitely got the wrong guy for that. I got a perfectly normal, crime free life, back home with my family. Yes, we cheat on our taxes and have the occasional three am family-document-shredding-party, but who doesn't? By nine am we're back to pancakes and oatmeal, and that, [decisive finger jab at the screen.] Is how you live the American dream, right?
[Private to Inmates]
So, does anyone ever actually escape from this place?
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Date: 2014-09-15 01:21 am (UTC)From:You're an inmate here as well?
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Date: 2014-09-15 05:45 pm (UTC)From:Yeah. I guess. I've been here for a while.
Abigail.
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Date: 2014-09-15 10:58 pm (UTC)From:I recently found out that the whole world was made up by some guy called Jose Schaffer. It runs to a script.
I'm Dash.
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Date: 2014-09-17 05:37 pm (UTC)From:Are you insane? [Curious rather than accusatory.]
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Date: 2014-09-17 11:49 pm (UTC)From:And you think I'm insane for not thinking it's real.
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Date: 2014-09-24 12:51 am (UTC)From:Dreams and hallucinations don't go on this long.
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Date: 2014-09-24 01:03 am (UTC)From:If the world ain't real, why do you think you get a pass?