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[Video clicks on, and lo! It's a teenage boy with a shock of grey hair. He's walking as he talks, wandering the halls of the Barge apparently aimlessly.]
Uh, hey, I don't wanna cause a stink, but there's been some kind of terrible mistake here. My- uh, my parents, are going to be losing their minds back home in New Jersey...
[There might be something ever so slightly shifty about how he says this, but then again, he is a recently deceased teenage boy. He could easily just be nervous.]
All of this-- this inmate stuff? Yeah, you definitely got the wrong guy for that. I got a perfectly normal, crime free life, back home with my family. Yes, we cheat on our taxes and have the occasional three am family-document-shredding-party, but who doesn't? By nine am we're back to pancakes and oatmeal, and that, [decisive finger jab at the screen.] Is how you live the American dream, right?
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So, does anyone ever actually escape from this place?
[Video clicks on, and lo! It's a teenage boy with a shock of grey hair. He's walking as he talks, wandering the halls of the Barge apparently aimlessly.]
Uh, hey, I don't wanna cause a stink, but there's been some kind of terrible mistake here. My- uh, my parents, are going to be losing their minds back home in New Jersey...
[There might be something ever so slightly shifty about how he says this, but then again, he is a recently deceased teenage boy. He could easily just be nervous.]
All of this-- this inmate stuff? Yeah, you definitely got the wrong guy for that. I got a perfectly normal, crime free life, back home with my family. Yes, we cheat on our taxes and have the occasional three am family-document-shredding-party, but who doesn't? By nine am we're back to pancakes and oatmeal, and that, [decisive finger jab at the screen.] Is how you live the American dream, right?
[Private to Inmates]
So, does anyone ever actually escape from this place?
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Date: 2014-09-16 12:34 am (UTC)From:I'm a warden. I have ways.
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Date: 2014-09-16 07:48 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2014-09-17 04:58 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2014-09-17 11:44 pm (UTC)From:I'll try and think of something to say to them.
[Something to pretend he wants to send to his none-existent parents, in order to keep his shitty life secret.]
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Date: 2014-09-23 06:04 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2014-09-24 12:59 am (UTC)From: