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[Video clicks on, and lo! It's a teenage boy with a shock of grey hair. He's walking as he talks, wandering the halls of the Barge apparently aimlessly.]
Uh, hey, I don't wanna cause a stink, but there's been some kind of terrible mistake here. My- uh, my parents, are going to be losing their minds back home in New Jersey...
[There might be something ever so slightly shifty about how he says this, but then again, he is a recently deceased teenage boy. He could easily just be nervous.]
All of this-- this inmate stuff? Yeah, you definitely got the wrong guy for that. I got a perfectly normal, crime free life, back home with my family. Yes, we cheat on our taxes and have the occasional three am family-document-shredding-party, but who doesn't? By nine am we're back to pancakes and oatmeal, and that, [decisive finger jab at the screen.] Is how you live the American dream, right?
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So, does anyone ever actually escape from this place?
[Video clicks on, and lo! It's a teenage boy with a shock of grey hair. He's walking as he talks, wandering the halls of the Barge apparently aimlessly.]
Uh, hey, I don't wanna cause a stink, but there's been some kind of terrible mistake here. My- uh, my parents, are going to be losing their minds back home in New Jersey...
[There might be something ever so slightly shifty about how he says this, but then again, he is a recently deceased teenage boy. He could easily just be nervous.]
All of this-- this inmate stuff? Yeah, you definitely got the wrong guy for that. I got a perfectly normal, crime free life, back home with my family. Yes, we cheat on our taxes and have the occasional three am family-document-shredding-party, but who doesn't? By nine am we're back to pancakes and oatmeal, and that, [decisive finger jab at the screen.] Is how you live the American dream, right?
[Private to Inmates]
So, does anyone ever actually escape from this place?
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Date: 2014-09-15 09:59 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2014-09-15 10:05 am (UTC)From:Inmates
Date: 2014-09-15 10:16 am (UTC)From:Sure, I'll just trust you implicitly, do exactly as I'm told, and all will be well, right?
[Private to Inmates]
Date: 2014-09-15 11:16 am (UTC)From:[Private to Inmates]
Date: 2014-09-15 12:12 pm (UTC)From:inmate;
Date: 2014-09-15 04:54 pm (UTC)From:[ Ceres is such a sweetheart, isn't she? ]
inmate;
Date: 2014-09-15 05:33 pm (UTC)From:[since none of this is real and all...]
private
Date: 2014-09-15 05:45 pm (UTC)From:Yeah. I guess. I've been here for a while.
Abigail.
no subject
Date: 2014-09-15 06:23 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2014-09-15 10:15 pm (UTC)From:Inmates
Date: 2014-09-15 10:16 pm (UTC)From:private
Date: 2014-09-15 10:58 pm (UTC)From:I recently found out that the whole world was made up by some guy called Jose Schaffer. It runs to a script.
I'm Dash.
no subject
Date: 2014-09-15 11:01 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2014-09-15 11:04 pm (UTC)From:Inmates
Date: 2014-09-15 11:12 pm (UTC)From:Are you saying if I don't wanna go through that process, you're just gonna tell me it all for free?
inmate;
Date: 2014-09-15 11:15 pm (UTC)From:inmate;
Date: 2014-09-15 11:20 pm (UTC)From:inmate;
Date: 2014-09-15 11:22 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2014-09-16 12:18 am (UTC)From:Inmates
Date: 2014-09-16 12:21 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2014-09-16 12:34 am (UTC)From:I'm a warden. I have ways.
[Private to Inmates]
Date: 2014-09-16 02:01 am (UTC)From:inmate
Date: 2014-09-16 05:09 am (UTC)From:[Private]
Date: 2014-09-16 05:44 am (UTC)From:I'm afraid I don't know New Jersey very well. [This may or may not be a lie.] Where do your parents live?
[He's putting emphasis on his parents for a reason: it sounded like it had the potential to be a stumbling block.]
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Date: 2014-09-16 01:57 pm (UTC)From: