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sneakykidwiththehair) wrote2014-09-15 12:35 am
sneakykidwiththehair) wrote2014-09-15 12:35 am
Item 1 - Video!
[Public]
[Video clicks on, and lo! It's a teenage boy with a shock of grey hair. He's walking as he talks, wandering the halls of the Barge apparently aimlessly.]
Uh, hey, I don't wanna cause a stink, but there's been some kind of terrible mistake here. My- uh, my parents, are going to be losing their minds back home in New Jersey...
[There might be something ever so slightly shifty about how he says this, but then again, he is a recently deceased teenage boy. He could easily just be nervous.]
All of this-- this inmate stuff? Yeah, you definitely got the wrong guy for that. I got a perfectly normal, crime free life, back home with my family. Yes, we cheat on our taxes and have the occasional three am family-document-shredding-party, but who doesn't? By nine am we're back to pancakes and oatmeal, and that, [decisive finger jab at the screen.] Is how you live the American dream, right?
[Private to Inmates]
So, does anyone ever actually escape from this place?
[Video clicks on, and lo! It's a teenage boy with a shock of grey hair. He's walking as he talks, wandering the halls of the Barge apparently aimlessly.]
Uh, hey, I don't wanna cause a stink, but there's been some kind of terrible mistake here. My- uh, my parents, are going to be losing their minds back home in New Jersey...
[There might be something ever so slightly shifty about how he says this, but then again, he is a recently deceased teenage boy. He could easily just be nervous.]
All of this-- this inmate stuff? Yeah, you definitely got the wrong guy for that. I got a perfectly normal, crime free life, back home with my family. Yes, we cheat on our taxes and have the occasional three am family-document-shredding-party, but who doesn't? By nine am we're back to pancakes and oatmeal, and that, [decisive finger jab at the screen.] Is how you live the American dream, right?
[Private to Inmates]
So, does anyone ever actually escape from this place?
[Private]
I was born in Denmark. And despite that, I am an American citizen. [This is going to be fun, isn't it.]
Across the river from New York City? [He likes maps. This is definitely going to be fun.]
[Private]
[Why wouldn't you rather be Danish, guy?]
Right. Like being from a suburb of a suburb of New York.
[Yep. Still lying. Not even with much gusto.]
[Private]
[He's a man of the world! He likes to travel! He likes American food! So many reasons to pick from, here. Hannibal smiles a little, arching his eyebrows and affecting a tone that is very close to chiding.]
Perhaps you could point it out on a map for me.