Twelve step programs are like, these things they do to get people to quit drinking and stuff. You have to go through a list of tasks, and they're all like:

Make a list of all everywhere you've ever passed out drunk, then go to those places and leave flowers.

Or:

Weave a blanket of apology for everyone your drinking has ever hurt, then invite them to come sleep under it for three nights.

Not really my thing, but hey, whatever works works, right?